Manchester City Midfielder ,Yaya Toure's Agent Dimiri Seluk, recently revealed that The ft 3 inch Powerhouse is not happy about the fact that the club forgot to acknowledge his birthday on the 13th of May.
In city's defense I guess its understandable as the club were busy winning the league and trying to organize a victory parade.Its kind of childish from toure if you ask me after all ,the oil ,middle east financed City are paying him 220,large ones a week for him to kick the ball around !!
yaya's agent also mentioned that if a player like yaya were to play for liverpool , and help them win the title they would build a statue of in the town center , and worship it every morning.
When liverpool captain Steven Gerrard heard of Seluk's rants, he went strait into liverpool's director office and demanded a statue of himself , and some cookies , and a glass of milk. Ian Ayre happily oblige to gerard's cookie demands ,and gently reminded Gerrard that Man united's Anderson has 4 league title to his name.Steve Left the office in tears , and went on to say the name of 11 other mediocre players who won the title with manchester united before falling a sleep.
There you go city I guess money wont buy your players happiness , a birthday present here and there would do the trick.
In city's defense I guess its understandable as the club were busy winning the league and trying to organize a victory parade.Its kind of childish from toure if you ask me after all ,the oil ,middle east financed City are paying him 220,large ones a week for him to kick the ball around !!
yaya's agent also mentioned that if a player like yaya were to play for liverpool , and help them win the title they would build a statue of in the town center , and worship it every morning.
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When liverpool captain Steven Gerrard heard of Seluk's rants, he went strait into liverpool's director office and demanded a statue of himself , and some cookies , and a glass of milk. Ian Ayre happily oblige to gerard's cookie demands ,and gently reminded Gerrard that Man united's Anderson has 4 league title to his name.Steve Left the office in tears , and went on to say the name of 11 other mediocre players who won the title with manchester united before falling a sleep.
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There you go city I guess money wont buy your players happiness , a birthday present here and there would do the trick.
hahaha funny article. You can be a standup comedian man!
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